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Ever wanted to eat your food, Wash your self, and hold up a bank all at the same time?

Never have enough time in the day to make a smoothie, Watch the television, or drive to work?

Your prayers have been answered. Never again have to choose between making dinner or doing D.I.Y. The Meta-Gun 2000 has arrived

Our patented S.T.U.F (Supersonic Technological Undersizing Formula) design mean you can fit a lorry load of items into your back pocket.

The Meta-Gun starts off as:

And transforms into:

The simple lightweight design just requires 500 simple steps before you get the finished 300 item Meta-Gun 2000

This New compact computer allows you to move around go for a walk without it getting in the way of your work, this unique design is perfect for the busy workaholic lifestyle. The Compact Computer comes with adjustable lightweight strap and different colour and style. Why should you be torn between exercise and work it shouldn’t be a chore, Fear no more two activities bound into one.

Is this product for me?
Yes, this unique revolutionary design has a whole desktop in one and it can’t fail you

Better Yet if you buy now for £6599.99p You also get the original speakers, a pair of headphones, and a company baseball cap in this ridiculously low price all FREE!.