Limericks

There once existed a Man named Bart
Who had a tendency to Fart

He was surrounded with propane
Out It came

well he didn’t stay as one part

Belac Wal (Age 9)

Copyright 2006

Thier once lived a Boy who loved Beanz.
He stuffed all the cans up his jeanz.

Once he ate too many.
Suddenly he Cracked and theny.

He never made it up to his teenz

Belac Wal (Age 9)

Copyright 2006

(Related to the Limerick Ooopsss!!!)
There lived a man named Bart
After an accident he stopped liking to fart

he became a running athlete
That no body could beat

The duck tape he was joing together with fell apart

Belac Wal (Age 9)

Copyright 2006

Once lived an Ace
Who wanted to shoot of into space

He was over-weight
He came in late

He was was running and he tripped on his shoe-lace

Belac Wal (Age 9)

Copyright 2006